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For many moons, the Tribe has been wary of the “Jurassic Punk,” a nasty (and hungry) Allosaurus, and have painted totem slabs bearing his frightful image to keep him at bay. (And if one of the Cavegirls during the battle looks somewhat familiar, CLICK HERE.)
And so, today, unlike so many others for the Tribe — including the present Chief, Security Guard and the Cavegirls’ Champion Fighter — has been been a relatively peaceful, lazy, relaxing, resting, taking it easy, even sleepy one, being sunny. pleasant, uneventful and even fun. Indeed, even some of the local dinosaur denizens have calmed down, providing comfy resting niches for the Tribe members …
That is until … !
The “Jurassic Punk” — in a particularly nasty mood, hungry and no longer honoring their totem, taking the Tribe by surprise … !
… and the Tribe members seem to be at the mercy of the approaching Cavegirl-hungry monster!
While some members of the Tribe are already menaced by the dinosaur, aggressive action is needed. And so, security sounds the call to arms! Who will win the battle? The Tribe or the Allosaurus AKA “Jurassic Punk”?
Lona, the Tribe’s fight champion — its mightiest and most skilled warrior — resting, responds to the clarion call — hearing the screams and roars and quickly reacting to them … !
Lona, the Tribe’s fight champion — its mightiest and most skilled warrior — resting, responds to the clarion call — hearing the screams and roars and quickly reacting to them … !
— but gets temporarily detained …
Lona has had a setback. And so, again the calls to battle go out to the other members of the Tribe …
… As other courageous members of the Tribe get the message and respond to it …
The members of the Tribe are quickly armed, taking the offensive, grasping dearly their weapons, ready to fight. Already they are on their way!
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The brave Cavegirl warriors are armed and ready, each awaiting her turn to tackle the creature. Thus, the battle of Beauties vs. Beast begins!
With the Tribe armed, but with its Champion Lona still delayed, the battle of Cavegirls versus the “Jurassic Punk,” led by the daring tribal Chieftain, continues and escalates …!
Alas, despite their valiant efforts and superior numbers, the Cavegirls fail in their attempts to slay the “JP.” But all is not lost. A third call for help blares out, with the intent of summoning again the Tribe’s champion to the battle…
This final desperate call for additional aid. And happily, finally free of the obstacles holding her back, Lona, the Tribe’s Champion warrior, arrives on the scene, ready and determined to end the battle!
Lona savagely vents her anger, great physical strength and superb fighting skills on the “Jurasic Punk”!
And when the battle is finally over, and the monster has roared its last breath … first, a moment of silent pause in respect for the valor of the great beast, and then a cry of victory! And the rest of the Tribe? At long last, the “Jurassic Punk” is finally dead! The tribe members, safe again at least for now, rejoice!
The Chief is proud of all the brave Cavegirls in her tribe. But what of Lona, now that she has saved her Tribe from that nasty “Jurassic Punk”? Will she get a reward for her courage and skills?
Lona, the triumphant Cavegirl Champion, wants but one reward — and knows that she is entitled to claim it … ! as the other Cavegirls watch in amazement, Lona does just that, using only her strength and the sharply honed stone head of her trusty spear …
… Lona victoriously claims a handsome trophy head …
… to hang proudly on the Tribe’s cave wall!
NOTE: The vintage spear the Cavegirls wielded was once held by one of Messmore & Damon’s tribe of “prehistoric people,” who were part of the company’s “World a Million Years Ago” at the 1933 Chicago World’s Fair. The slab art was painted by artist Frank Brunner, a prop — as well as was the Allosaurus arm by special-effects artist Thomas R. Dickens — made for the movie Dinosaur Valley Girls. The big Allosaurus statues and the disembodied head came from Design Toscano, Elk Grove Village, Illinois. Composite image of Allosaurus trophy head on cave wall is by Pete Von Sholly.
To listen to the “Jurassic Punk” song, CLICK HERE.